And then there are the days where you throw up your hands and you say “No! No more of this! Enough!” and not a Terry's Chocolate Orange or even a peppermint Ritter Sport can cure you. On days like these, the real rock bottom days, there are a million solutions and the only thing in common is that they take you out of yourself, for a while. And they always make me feel so good I wonder why I don't do it all the time — so maybe the filthy days are a blessing of sorts.
And gold eyeshadow, for when you need to be especially fierce and shimmering — even when you're only going in here.